Here's that article I was talking about in the last post. For those of you considering a Sissy Maid it makes prudent reading....

Sissy Maids – The hidden costs

That sweet modern ‘must have’ may cost a lot lot more than the 2 new dollars an hour you you thought you’d be paying, and she comes with costs and responsibilities you may never have considered.

You’ve just been to a friend's dinner party and have been charmed and made somewhat envious by her stunning new USM Sissy maid. If only your daughters had one tenth of her elegance and poise!

Or you have just witnessed your sister’s rather plain but cutely gauche RSM maid plough through a mountain of ironing with ease and precision, and you sigh at the mountain of ironing awaiting you when you get home.

So you think…for only two measly dollars an hour why don’t we have one!!!

Well you won’t be the first to want one. Sixty-four percent of all employed sissies are maids….and it has to be said…they make wonderful maids.

But….What are the real costs ?…Train your own Sissy and you may only pay a dollar an hour to her Mother or guardian. But that’s a lot of work with often disappointing results. Reserve Sissy Maids (RSM) train and supply a very serviceable Sissy maid for less than two dollars an hour so is it really worth it ? Sissy Maid Agency (SMA) maids cost a little more, and for a more exclusive Ultra Sissy Maid (USM) expect to pay around four dollars an hour. Of course even four dollars per hour seems incredibly inexpensive.

As you may well know, the agency get half the salary and the Mother the other half. Having a Sissy in the family is never going to make you rich !

So….What are the hidden costs ? Well they are many and not always obvious…..

• Food and lodging…even if your maid is partnered or still living at home you have to feed her during her working hours. Sissies aren’t slaves and there are serious repercussions should you fail to care for her properly whilst she’s in your home. If you want Sissy ever to stay on beyond 9 pm you must provide a bedroom that is exclusively hers, government inspectors can and do check facilities, and agencies will almost always make regular checks. USM for example have very specific standards and regardless of what hours you intend to work Sissy they insist on you providing a bedroom.
• Clothing…That deliciously cute frilly uniform doesn’t come free….those seven denier stockings or tights don’t last long even on a precious and attentive Sissy. Even a basic uniform will cost at least 100 dollars, and she’ll need more than one. More exclusive uniforms can easily top 400 dollars. And remember if you have exacting underwear requirements for your ‘dress up dolly’ it’s you that will pay for those precious frilly knickers.

OK you trained her yourself and you don’t insist on a uniform…but you still have to pay for her work clothes, and by law she can’t wear jeans! So as a minimum you’ll be providing her a skirt and blouse, or a dress, and her hosiery. And if you want a maid do you really want her to look like an ugly daughter ?

• Travel… Remember…you have to pay her travel costs if she doesn’t live in. And as you know during hours of darkness all Sissies have to be accompanied in public. So at 5pm on a winter’s evening you can’t just send her home with her bus fare.
• Grooming..Technically you don’t have to pay grooming costs, but all agencies have minimum standards. For RSM or SMA maids expect to pay 40 dollars a week on make up, beauty and hair treatment. USM have much more demanding requirements, and a stricter system of partnered providers. For a USM maid for instance Sissy has to have a minimum of one hair appointment a week. They don’t look that stunning and flawless for nothing! A USM maid will cost you at least 80 dollars a week in grooming alone.
• Training…Even if you train Sissy yourself you have to allow for the time, patience and effort you’ll need. And make sure you are very aware of Sissy employment law..ignorance is no defence. Most people would be well advised to at least employ a qualified Sissy trainer, whereas all agencies train Sissies well, and Sissy will generally know what she can or can’t do, and will very politely and discretely tell you if there is a problem.
• Discipline…Sissies are sissies and as you know many spend their whole lives in denial, so you should expect the odd little tantrum. If you are with an agency they will have a 24 hour call out to deal with minor to major infringements, and they will cover any damage. Self-trainers beware, your insurance cover may not cover you !

But all this aside, oh the luxury to have a Sissy maid at your beck and call !

My friend has her maid, and she's gorgeous!

Oh my word! I'd barely finished posting the USM Maid post and my friend called to say her new maid is arrived. She's gorgeous apparently, sweet spoken, elegant, and blushes adorably! Now I'm so much more envious and can't wait to see her myself.

She arrived with her Monitor and lots and lots of paperwork. My friend knows every detail of her history and all of her little peccadillos. She shared this summary with me,  I've blanked out some personal details but I do think it reflects USM standards. Oh, and I don't get paid by USM by the way..I wish!

Your New USM Maid

Welcome to the exclusitivity of Ultra Sissy Maid households, Thank you for your good taste, and congratulations !

This booklet is intended as a brief and concise guide which we hope will ease you into employing your Ultra Sissy Maid. More details of your Maid History and the Contract with USM can be found in the Contracts and Information Folder.

Your Maid

 

Name

Your maid is called Kimberley Marie-Claire. You have chosen however for her to answer to the name of Sissy or Trixibelle. Sissy has been trained to respond to these names.

Sissy's former name is available on request.

Age

Sissy is xx years of age. born 12-10-2xxx.

Education and Training

Sissy attended Darwen Infants, Darwen Juniors, and was removed from Darwen High School when Sissy was examined and declared Sissy on 13-11-2xxx. She was before that time streamed in the top form, and considered academically gifted.

Sissy attended Prestige Sissy Boarding School from 18-11-2xxx to 15-11-2xxx

Sissy's RAM ratings (Resistance and Submission Index) were

A to B - 24-11-2xxx – 23% faster than average

B to C – 2- 1-2xxx - 11% faster than average

C to D – 15- 2-2xxx - 35% faster than average

D to E – 23 – 3-2xxx - 5% faster than average

Sissy was given 'Balanced Sissy Status' on 28-5-2xxx

21% faster than average

Sissy declared and signed her Sissy Citizenship Declaration on 1- 6 -2xxx

22% faster than average

Sissy received an A rating on graduation in 15-11-2xxx

Sissy attended Prestige Sissy Finishing School from 3- 1-2xxx to 3-4-2xxx

Sissy graduated with a B+ in 3- 4-2xxx

Sissy passed her USM entry exam and interview on 18- 4 – 2xxx

Sissy attended the USM Academy from 1 – 5 – 2xxx to 1 -12 – 2xxx

Sissy commences employment in your household on 26-5-2xxx

Health and Sexual Welfare

Statistics

Height-5feet 8ins or 171cm

(Expected max height 5ft 9ins or 174cms with continued Growth Inhibitor)

Weight-8stone 3lbs or 52Kg

Bust-34B

Waist -26

Hips-37

Dress Size-8

Shoe Size-7

Medication

Sissy commenced APT (Appropriate Hormone Treatment) on 18-11-2xxx

Sissy's APT injection day is Wednesday and the nurse will attend at your home if necessary. Some clients prefer to administer themselves and this can be discussed with the nurse.

Sissy also receives a monthly dose of Growth Inhibitor this will continue until her 19^th birthday . Consult your Monitor should you wish to change this arrangement .

Sissy has responded very well to her AHT and achieved a bust size of 34B and no corrective breast surgery was deemed necessary. Consult your Monitor should you wish to augment her breasts in any way.

Sissy is intact but her Partner and Step-Mother have no objection to neutering. Tests and reports indicate very little testicular or penile activity in Sissy so she receives an SSR (Sexual Safety Rating) of B (Highest unneutered rating). Once again please consult your Monitor should you wish to follow the legal and medical procedure to neutering your maid.

Sexual History

Sissy' s Stepmother , Mrs Gxxx Pxxxx reports possibly two nightly emissions before her Sissy designation. Whilst having a few girl acquaintances Mrs Pxxxx is aware of no girlfriends and confirms no sexual experience.

During her first sexual response test on 24-11-2xxx at Prestige Sissy Boarding School , Sissy reported low libido with a 17 minute response time. Sissy reached ejaculation just within time limits at 29 minutes a month into her AHT (Appropriate Hormone Treatment). This was her last recorded ejaculation, she subsequently failed to ejaculate in the next 4 monthly tests and further tests were deemed inappropriate.

Sissy's ASOT (Appropriate Sexual Orientation Training) at Prestige Sissy Boarding School did elicit 'some marked resistance'. However her final ASOT results were B+

Sissy's Sexual Practise Tutor at Prestige Sissy Finishing School reports that....

' Sissy Robin showed some initial resistance during her early oral and anal training, which contrasted with her otherwise docile and submissive nature. During the more advanced simulated oral and anal exercises she showed some clear agitation. However through continued practise this gave way to some very minor penile stimulation and some mild colouring which delightfully simulates modest blushing. Her continued ability to blush is a very attractive feature and I confidently expect her to be partnered very shortly ......Sissy Kimberley has very very minor penile tension on occasion, this would probably not be reversible with neutering, being little more than a shadow of clitoral stimulation. With her SSR (Sexual Safety Rating) of B (Highest unneutered rating), I do not advise neutering, although if a future partner or employer felt more comfortable neutering Sissy Robin, then her hormone dosage might be reduced a little. All in all Sissy Robin is sexually safe in the presence of females, and after some early difficulties she will now make a willing, able, and delightfully modest sexual partner.'

Sissy was partnered to Bxxxx Txxxx Sxxxxxxx on 11 – 12 - 2xxx (5 year contract). Mr Sxxxxxxx reports...

'Sissy was clearly agitated and fearful on the day of our Partnership. As advised by her agency I administered minor corporal punishment prior to my first penetration and Sissy Kimberley proved adequately submissive, whilst compliant in aiding my stimulation. Perhaps I detected a little sulkiness during those first few days of penetration and oral relief. But you can never truly see into a Sissy's mind. However her charming ability to blush and pout occasionally is an extremely attractive characteristic.' …......'Sissy's sexual hygiene is second to none, her morning and evening anal douches are performed thoroughly and speedily, any toilet visits are followed by an anal douche and lube regardless of their nature. Following any night-time penetration Sissy Robin will insert a Sissy Tampon until her morning douche. For day time or early morning penetrations she will douche, lube and wear a Tampon and Pantyliner for a minimum of two hours, followed of course by a thorough douche and lube on their removal. Any employer will need to be aware of Sissy's standards and ensure the necessary facilities and materials are available to her.'.........'I have no objection to Sissy Kimberley being used for oral stimulation of guests and family, however I do reserve anal rights, except in the case of any prolonged absences during such instances we can make arrangements for a Servicing Partner. I will continue to administer mild corporal punishment for sexual pleasure and Sissy's obedience conditioning, however Sissy will not be marked in any way detrimental to her attractive appearance. I am sure you will find Sissy Kimberley an attractive and useful addition to your household.'

USM Maids

A very dear friend of mine is eagerly awaiting the imminent arrival of her first USM maid. I am so envious! There's plenty of Sissy Maid agencies out here but surely Ultra Sissy Maids are the creme de la creme! I just wish I could justify the expense, but really the two Sissies I have at home now do all the household chores quite adequately, but....wouldn't it be nice to swank.

For anyone out there with a bigger purse than me, or for anyone who just wants to dream like me I'm posting USM's flyer that I found in a magazine yesterday.

Ultra Sissy Maids

 

 

THE most exclusive Sissy Maid Agency

Why choose USM……………

• We choose the most beautiful and elegant Sissies
• Minimum of 12 months USM standard intensive training
• Regular follow up training and monitoring
• Scheduled make up, hair, beauty treatment, and uniform appointments at our selected partners at competitive rates
• Show your standards…A USM maid greeting your guests and family is the mark of true class

Our training……………

• Deportment..to very exacting standards…our maids walk and move gracefully as though they were born in heels
• Speech and elocution..no odd falsetto or inappropriate language..our maids speak softly, sweetly, and clearly..through rigorous training, selection, and minor corrective surgery
• Obedience..Our sissies are responsive, polite, courteous..Any disciplinary issues, unlikely as they are, will be dealt with swiftly and efficiently by your assigned monitor. A ‘Yes ma’am’ and the prettiest of curtsies every time will soon leave you fully confident in your Sissy
• House trained..Our Sissies are fully trained in all aspects of household management suitable to a Sissy. Cleaning, laundry, dusting, tidying, bed making, silver service,food preparation all to
• Custom training..Want an exclusive ladies maid, with attention to every fine detail of your appearance?, or perhaps a maid for your business with special meet and greet skills ? we can select and train especially to meet your needs 
• Selection and customisation.. whether blonde or brunette, or even strawberry, tall or short, neutered or intact, we can find or create the maid for you
• Exclusivity..Remember..You and your home or premises have to meet our standards for you to be offered a USM maid. We regretfully have to reject clients every day..But only through your exacting standards can we keep ours.

WHY wait any longer for the Sissy maid you have always dreamed of, contact USM now at usm.sis !