Friday 25 May 2012

USM Maids

A very dear friend of mine is eagerly awaiting the imminent arrival of her first USM maid. I am so envious! There's plenty of Sissy Maid agencies out here but surely Ultra Sissy Maids are the creme de la creme! I just wish I could justify the expense, but really the two Sissies I have at home now do all the household chores quite adequately, but....wouldn't it be nice to swank.

For anyone out there with a bigger purse than me, or for anyone who just wants to dream like me I'm posting USM's flyer that I found in a magazine yesterday.


Ultra Sissy Maids

 

 

THE most exclusive Sissy Maid Agency


Why choose USM……………

  • We choose the most beautiful and elegant Sissies
  • Minimum of 12 months USM standard intensive training
  • Regular follow up training and monitoring
  • Scheduled make up, hair, beauty treatment, and uniform appointments at our selected partners at competitive rates
  • Show your standards…A USM maid greeting your guests and family is the mark of true class

Our training……………

  • Deportment..to very exacting standards…our maids walk and move gracefully as though they were born in heels
  • Speech and elocution..no odd falsetto or inappropriate language..our maids speak softly, sweetly, and clearly..through rigorous training, selection, and minor corrective surgery
  • Obedience..Our sissies are responsive, polite, courteous..Any disciplinary issues, unlikely as they are, will be dealt with swiftly and efficiently by your assigned monitor. A ‘Yes ma’am’ and the prettiest of curtsies every time will soon leave you fully confident in your Sissy
  • House trained..Our Sissies are fully trained in all aspects of household management suitable to a Sissy. Cleaning, laundry, dusting, tidying, bed making, silver service,food preparation all to
  • Custom training..Want an exclusive ladies maid, with attention to every fine detail of your appearance?, or perhaps a maid for your business with special meet and greet skills ? we can select and train especially to meet your needs 
  • Selection and customisation.. whether blonde or brunette, or even strawberry, tall or short, neutered or intact, we can find or create the maid for you
  • Exclusivity..Remember..You and your home or premises have to meet our standards for you to be offered a USM maid. We regretfully have to reject clients every day..But only through your exacting standards can we keep ours.

WHY wait any longer for the Sissy maid you have always dreamed of, contact USM now at usm.sis !

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